Why I Don’t Like Squirrels
May 18th, 2008[1] They are vermin
[2] They have claws
[3] They hiss and are cranky
[4] They run in front of cars
[5] They infest
- Bios
- Blabble
- Body Parts PG-13
- Books Movies Music
- Friends & Family
- General
- Holidays
- How to Raise a Hick in L.A.
- Jobs of Violet
- L.A. Sights
- Movies
- No. 6
- Parenting
- Resumes
- Things I Shouldn't Have to Say/Explain
- Travel
- Travel Mishaps
- Travel–Mex
- Vibble
- Violet wants
- Work & Writing
- January 2013
- December 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
Pages
Categories
Blogroll
Meta
Archives
5 Responses to “Why I Don’t Like Squirrels”
Leave a Reply
May 19th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Actually they look kind of cute.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Rats without wings. I prefer to see them dead on the road with their guts all hanging out. Little bastards.
Allow me to be the junior grandparent here for a minute while I say, “The infestation where our dear, sweet VbL will be soon crawling is completely unacceptable.”
May 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I concur! There was a park near here where the squirrels had gotten far too brave and would jump into strollers to get the snacks the kids had. Once they started jumping on the kids, we stopped going to that park!
May 19th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Allright you guys! Jeez, let one little vermin within 10 feet of Violet, and he/she/it, dies.
May 20th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Aw, probably just some little squirrel family out for a picnic in the park. We have to share the earth with God’s creatures. They live here, too, and we are as annoying to them as they are to us. But you’re right – they are rodents and, as such, should not be trusted around children, no matter how cute they look. I can assure you that they do bite, since I have been bitten by one that I was trying to feed from my hand one time, so I don’t recomment getting too close to them. They can also get very brave, if you encourage them a little. I remember one time when we were camping and we gave a couple of them some food from our picnic table. The next thing we knew, they had called all of their friends and relatives within a 5 mile radius and told them it was time for a free lunch! They were all over us within minutes and we had to pack up and leave. But, if you stamp your feet and look fierce, they usually keep their distance.