Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say/Explain

November 3rd, 2010

[1]

When you’re in the woods, and you encounter a hole in the ground, DO NOT stick a twig in it.

[2]

No sucking on your toes at the dinner table.

One Response to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say/Explain”

  1. ma Says:

    Are you born knowing that there are times and places where you can’t suck your toes? Is there an age limit to the cuteness of that? Seems like one day it’s “Aw, look…she’s sucking on her toes. Isn’t that cute?” and the next day it’s “Don’t suck on your toes! That’s SO GROSS!” Probably pretty confusing. The kid is thinking “What! This got a laugh and applause yesterday. Now it’s another no-no? These grown-up people are SO hard to understand!”

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