Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say/Explain

March 15th, 2011

“I know you’re sad about it, but no, you may not play in your play kitchen with real eggs.”

(We don’t have a whole lot of rules around here, relatively, but you’d be amazed how much energy Steve and I have had to exert over the last few weeks enforcing this one rule. Somehow, the Real Egg Rule alone causes us to dip into our bank of discipline just about daily. We may want to consider instituting an Extension Ladder Rule now, just to anticipate what’s likely to happen later in the week, as the eggs move up higher and higher in the fridge.)

2 Responses to “Things I Shouldn’t Have to Say/Explain”

  1. Nana Says:

    Give her a couple of hard-cooked eggs!!! You’ll have to get the Easy Bake Oven now and stockpile the incandescent light bulbs because they’re both going off the market soon.

  2. Zyah Says:

    Hallelujah! I nedeed this—you’re my savior.

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